So, I learned a very valuable and important lesson while out driving to town this morning. As I was driving, I began to adjust the settings on my radio. At the same time, I recieved a text message, and was attempting to open and read it, all while driving mind you. I also noticed the guy behind me was tailgating way to close, and was trying to write down his lisence plate from my rear view mirror. At the same time, three trouble lights came on at once, but were indistinguishable and without words, so I began referencing them in my drivers manual. It was at that time that I looked up and suddenly, and at the last possible second saw it. It was directly in my path and coming at me at 85 miles per....errrr 65 miles per hour. It was a dust particle unlike any I have ever seen before, and its destination had me directly in its crosshairs. It seemed to even pick up speed at I drove through the residential area....err the freeway, and I could almost swear as it got closer, that I could make out a complete society and ecosystem on its surface, and all the residents on it at once began to yell out in complete realization, that all life as they knew it was about to end. Even at the high speed I could make out at the last second that two of them were about to complete their wedding vows, when suddenly at the last second a miracle happened, sparing me, my vehicle and those microspic little fuzzy creatures. It must have been the wind shear from my huge solar system sized red thing headed toward them, and within inches of the collision, and right before I was almost done responding to the text message, the particle was spared; at least for another 4 seconds, cause it totally smashed into that tailgating vehicle behind me. I mean, what an ordeal it was, and I will probably need to seek some help in this matter; cause for the life off me, I still cannot find those three trouble lights listed in my owners manual.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 21:53:18 +0000
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