So I met a profit of God today on the bus. He explained to me that - TopicsExpress



          

So I met a profit of God today on the bus. He explained to me that Beyoncé is possessed by demonic forces including Lucifer, the soul of Hitler, the soul of Judas and countless other biblical demons. He proceeded to show me a bunch of music videos and just as soon as Id get into them hed pause it and tell me to look at her eyes. To which hed say What do you see? and Id be like I dont know...her eyes. I wasnt that weird-ed out until he very strongly stated that he needs to free her of her mortal coil. He explained that he started studying astral projection when he was eight years old and at about ten he contacted Beyonces soul only to find that it was plagued by demons. (I speak now directly to Beyonce.) Beyonce, I think you should be aware that theres a guy in Seattle with and Amazon smart phone with all of your videos on it and he really likes drinking those Starbucks Frappuccino things. Oh yeah, and he wants to kill you cause apparently youre possessed by Satan. Signed your friend River James Stofleth
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 20:12:14 +0000

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