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So I play this game w/ myself n parking lots....try to figure out a person by their car or vice versa....totally schooled while leaving Krogers this evening... Scenario 1: tiny blond girl, skinny jeans, cool combat boots, north face jacket, cool suede shoulder bag....nose way high up n the air ( good thing it wasnt raining), n a hurry, she almost bumped in to me w/ dog food bag ( probably a $1000 tiny rat dog)...anyhow....guessed Lexus or high end Toyota, prob SUV n white....WRONG!!!! POS HUNDAI (??) MINIVAN.....JACKED UP BUMPER!!! What?!?! Scenario 2: Huge red quad cab pickup truck. Parks beside another truck...exits w/ skull cap on, dark sunglasses, shoulders rolled back, standing like a bada**.....girl thoughts??? HEYYYYYYY BABY!!! oh so very WRONG!!!!!!! Walks around other truck....shirt looks like hes had it since pre-puberty.... Ummmm, I see London, I see France....I think he had on a MONG!! ( New Adventures of Old Christine anyone??? If not...man thong!!) eww....these popped out of his Capri skinny pants ( if not on purpose, looked the part) w/ his huge-mongous yellow hiking boots....such a let down....0/2
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 22:58:27 +0000

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