So I rode up Norton Summit 33 times on Sunday for just over 9000m elevation (higher than Mt Everest) and it took me 370km to do. app.strava/activities/217380787 People are asking me how I have recovered. Well not so good. Im in hospital now cos I went to take a piss last night and when I looked down I could see half my kidney sticking thru my belly button. The ER doctor asked me I was vegan and I said 13 years mate. Well apparently I got such a severe prodeen deficiency from sundays efforts that my liver tried to cannibalize one of my kidneys and thats why it was trying to escape thru my belly button. They had to wrap a titanium muzzle around my kidney to stop it from attacking other organs for prodeen! Im all good now though and the hospital gave me a 2 for 1 voucher for maccas so Im off for a big mac to help my recovery. On my 27th lap I saw an echidna crossing the road. I really should have eaten it in hindsight and that would have prevented this dire situation. I mean I like the concept of a vegan diet but its just not for everyone hey.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 23:15:07 +0000
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