So I stayed in tonight just to finish my rough draft bio: When hes not out raising tiger cubs in Siberia or greeting people as they walk in to Walmart Chris the Junglist aka CTJ is happily a full time El Borracho, Part-time cucumber farmer, half man, half 1985 Toyota Corolla that runs purely off of Sriracha. Known for his shoddy self portrait photo-shops as well as his less then par Drum and Bass memes all over introwebz, CTJs real focus in the music industry is producing top 40 elevator remixes in mini malls across america. He will work for fish tacos, stale bread, and prosthetic limbs for his own private collection, he also collects out dated calendar refrigerator magnets on the side to enhance his street credit amongst his less then creditable peers. When it comes to his origins, It started back when Noah built the ark, he was the main attraction on the boat with his teaching monkeys how to Jazzerise, Also accredited for once opening for Shakespeare himself at a rave in a Jerusalem brothel and the debate goes on and on til this day about CTJ being older then dirt itself. Known for never giving a sucker an even break, he has built his legacy on leaving the toilet seats up in public restrooms just to see the crowds reactions. One might say CTJ has many accomplishments including being the first to drink a whole jar of Grape jelly through a coffee stir straw as well as snorting 6 packets of Theraflu on any given day and living to tell the tale. Since his short vacation in a Nicaraguan prison his discography hits the charts with his production of his his full length album using nothing but soup spoons Mating call of the Rhinos. Author of McDonalds is now finally serving white meat CTJ has also made his way to the top by accepting the office of president of the Rhode Island Book club association just so he someday claim he was someone worth value. Be on the look out for this west coast veteran, he might surprise you with a magic trick of pulling a unicorn out of a old snakeskin boot!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 06:48:34 +0000