So I was by the fireplace sitting down on my 18th century couch, my antiques in my red robe sipping on caviar and clams, you know everything those poor sluts wish they had. So I have the doors locked, and Im watching Spongebob, and you know that episode where the lights flicker on and off? Thats what I was watching, but when Spongebob flickered off the lights, my lights in my house flickered off too, and I heard someone moaning OH ICARLY I hide under my couch, the lights go back on again back to the episode, and then the lights flicker again, then they go back on, then I found a piece of bedazzled foreskin taped to my head with a breadstick from Olive Garden, then out of no where I orgasmed so hard I flew 3 feet into the air and fell on my face and broke my nose and then the Spongebob episode went to that part Nosferatu! But instead of it being Nosferatu, my grandson appeared on the TV screen moaning Oh iCarly. and then the fire sprinklers in my house went out but instead of leaking out water it was my 7 year old grandsons semen. I dont know whats going on right now as I sit here with bedazzled foreskin taped to my head, but Im calling the cops.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 03:44:33 +0000
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