So I was given the challenge to come up with 60 names for cows. Here they are in all their splendor with the people they are based off of. 1. Simon Cowell (Obvious) 2. Kevin Cowsner (Kevin Kostner) 3. Mary Tyler Moo-re (Mary Tyler Moore) 4. Mandy Moo-re (Mandy Moore) 5. Moohammed Ali (Again Obvious) 6. Benito Moosolini (Seriously?) 7. Moonica Geller (Come on) 8. Jennheifer Aniston (Im feeding these to you) 9. Cory Mooman (Cory Neuman) 10. Mooley Cyrus (Wrecking Ball) 11. Moochelle Obama (Michelle Obama) 12. Moolody Sweeney (My godmother.. so sorry) 13. Hugh Heifer (And again OBVIOUS) 14. Moocifer (Lucifer) 15. Osamoo Bin Laden (What am I doing with my life...) 16. Barack Moossein Obama (POTUS) 17. S-moo-p Dogg (Reincarnated) 18. Moodonna (Madonna) 19. Hannah Moontana (Party in the Moo S A ...) 20. Tom Moos (Tom Cruise) 21. Moopert Grint (Ron Weasley) 22. Prof. MoocGonagall (Prof. McGonagall) 23. Mad Eye Moo-dy (COME ON!!!!) 24. Neil Calf-rey (Neil Caffrey from White Collar) 25. Adam Bovine (Adam Levine) 26. Moonica Lewinsky (Bill Clinton likes this) 27. Moo-ry Williams (Maury Williams) 28. Ol-heifer Queen (Green Arrow alter ego) 29. Keamoo Reeves (Am I in the Matrix?) 30. Moorpheus (Take the Blue Pill or the Red Pill) 31. Heiferstus (Haephestus- Greek god of Smithing) 32. Calfrodite (Aphrodite- Greek goddess of Beauty) 33. Moopiter (Jupiter- Roman Zeus) 34. Abraham Lincalf (Four Score and Seven Years Ago) 35. Moogan Fox (Megan Fox) 36. Leonardo DiCalfrio (Maybe hell win an Oscar) 37. Bill Moorray (Who you gonna call?) 38. Amoonda Seyfried (Amanda Seyfried) 39. Matt Damoon (Im so sorry for these guys... guys?) 40. Philip Seymoor Hofmann (May he rest in piece) 41. Eddie Moorphy (You saw him as Donkey...) 42. Jennheifer Lawrence (This whole thing was a misteak) 43. Jason Batemoon (Jason Bateman) 44. Moortha Stewart (Martha Stewart) 45. Arnold Schwarzenheifer (Governor of Calif-horn-ia) 46. Moo-ce Wayne (He is the Batman) 47. Natsmoo Dragneel (Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail) 48. Sa-moo-el L. Jackson (Im tired of these motha effin cow puns) 49. Lemooney Snicket (Series of Unfortunate Puns) 50. Moothaford B. Hayes (19th POTUS) 51. Thomas Heiferson (3rd POTUS) 52. Millard Fill-moo-re (13th POTUS) 53. James Moo-nroe (5th POTUS) 54. Theodore Moo-sevelt (26th POTUS) 55. Saddam Moossein (Terrorist) 56. Moo-ry Povich (You are... not the father) 57. Amoonda Bynes (I remember when I still had friends..) 58. Neil Calf-rick Harris (Moot up... Its almost done relax...) 59. Nicki Moonaj (Is this really a stretch though?) 60. Calfrick Swayzee (Patrick Swayzee and were done... or...) 60-1. Oprah (Two kinds of people...) If anyone actually made it this far I just want to say that I was unable to do this on my own. I would like to take this moment to thank Justin Duthler and Tony Flowers for their assistance in creating the mother of all cow-related names. If you have a cow name that you think should have been added to this list feel free to comment it below and I will create a new list with your recommended names. Here you go Jackie Keller!!!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 04:12:33 +0000
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