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So Im Christmas shopping with Chris McMullen today and were in an Earthbound Trading Co. store, which has Himalayan salt lamps for sale. Chris wants to know if thats REALLY salt, and he figures licking it is the only way to find out so he gets me to watch his back while he bends over real quick and touches his tongue to this thing. He confirms it is indeed salt and dares me to lick it too, which I did. Then he promptly approaches a store employee and says Sir, I just thought you should know this lady over here just licked one of your lamps. Its so disgusting, she should really be ashamed of herself. The worst part is how my face made everyone aware of my guilt by turning 7 shades of red. They really shouldnt let us out in public.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 02:27:22 +0000

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