So Im at this Super Bowl party my own bald head business . Doing my best not to buy no drinks . Had my own lil private table ate my chicken wings I was good . But this lady at the bar kept looking at me smiling . In my head Im she just trying to flirt a free drink out of me . So Im like Im good . Im going to stay righhhht here.but she was looking good I cant front . And I aint no hermit yall knows I like to talk so I was like , let me play this smooth. So I said Im just going to say hello then go back to my table and watch who tries to buy her a drink . Sure enough as soon as I went back to my seat some other burly light brown bald some up and her face trying to but her drink .im like aint this about ___ . Lol But any way she keeps looking over that at me . And Im like well might continue the convo . But then her friend is sitting between us this time . And I didnt want to be rude so I spark a lil convo with her . Both ladies very pretty and cool . So Im like ok Ill stay here . Mind you Im still not trying to buy no drinks . So they are throwing them back 1800 , hypnotiq, cherry wherevers... Yall know I dont know these drinks . But Im just watching . So another dude party promoter type negroe comes over and starts yapping away to the female that kept staring at me . Im like ok Ill just keep talking to the friend until casonono gets done. So the friend kinda gives me the hint that she was digging me or whatever . I really got my eye on her friend ... But Im like you diss a Bentley just to get rolls Royce . So I told her to take down my info .she goes to the bathroom. So friend number starts talking to me again when slick homey walks away. Im thinking I had messed that one up . She was like her and the lady were friends but shes a hairstylist and her frriend is a client thats how they met . So we get talking about much of nothing( Im the king of that ) and Im like do yall go out a lot she was yeah sometimes . She then says and I cant make this stuff my birthdays in 2 weeks . Guess how Ill be . Now keep mind you this lady doesnt look a day over 25. I was like 26? She said nope Ill be 40 in 2 weeks . Those that know me know that surprised look I have on my face sometimes. I held that face for about 30 seconds . And then I said wow Im impressed. I saw her iPhone I was like add me . See was like I dont have fb :-/( whatever ) but I played along with it. She was like give me your number I want you to come hang with me for my bday . I first i maybe I shouldnt .then I said whats the harm plus she was looking like Monica the singer to me with a lil more booty. Like 4.5 seconds after I have her my number the friend walk back up . And I said your friend told me her age. And I couldnt believe it. She said can you believe Ill be 50 in August . When I tell you these were 2 of the baddest chicks in the party .and their competition was tight too . This wasnt no Harolds chicken and mild sauce 79th street kinda party . Did I really write this long .wow and I didnt tell the other part of the interaction. Man I gotta clean the cage up for a cougar
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 04:22:03 +0000
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