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So. Im cooking breakfast in the kitchen. I lean against the sink, causing the back of my sweats to get wet. My wife sees this, tells Lily that I peed my pants, and then. And then. Lily proceeded to give me a stern talking to. Like...she held my arm, looked me in the eyes, and said in the most condescending manner possible, we dont pee our pants, OK? Youre a big boy. Big boys dont pee their pants. Now, why did you pee your pants? You havent lived...until youve been given a stern talking to...by an almost 4 year old. Long story short: My wife is an asshole.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 14:24:12 +0000

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