So, Im drivin down the interstate when all of the sudden, my lady parts start to feel a little frosty. This is alarmin cause lady parts just arent supposed to spotaneously cool themselves like this. When As the frosty turns to freezey, I micro-panic. See, this one time, at the gym, I accidentally sprayed my junk with Icy Hot. No that shit happened. I wasnt right for days after. Naturally, Im a little sensitive bout the overall temperature of my nether regions now. The cold that burns is not okay down there, yall. I clench up and hit the hazard lights. Before I come to a complete stop, I see the double blue light on the air conditionin control panel is on and that means the seat cooler is activated. And that means it feels like somebody has an ice pack on my crotch, but crotches are like elephants. They never forget. So, of course, my poor crotch immediately had a flash back and assumed Icy Hot was happenin.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 00:56:52 +0000