So Im killing a gopher right now. Animal rights activists, unfriend me or forever hold your peace. I happened to look out my window and there he was..the little damn gopher that has eaten my tomatoes, stolen entire zucchini plants and absolutely ruined my lawn. I walked out, looked him in the eye...yeah, hes bold! He just stared right back. Guess what, you little shit? Its ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! I know your MAIN, I dumped the pellets down then stuck the hose in. Its going to be a quick death. You have ruined my gardening LIFE, hopefully if you dont die from poison you will drown quickly, maybe a combination of the two. Whats sad is that I put the hose down the hole about 45 mins ago and the water is still flowing, this little gopher has completely manipulated my entire yard. Maybe he will dig his way out and move on but if not, RIP little demon gopher. Im sorry, I really am. Theres a whole forest on the other side of the fence, go live there. Godspeed little gopher.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 08:06:39 +0000
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