So, Im sitting here, in the dark, eating Reeses Miniatures like they are the cure for Ugly...Im an Old Pro at opening these foil wrappers, but most people can do it blind folded...AND, most people have done what I just did... I unfolded the foil, peeled the paper cup off the perfectly-proportioned bite, and popped it into my mouth to join the party...It took 3 full chomps, and then I made the eeeeeewwww face...PARTY OVER!!!... I reached into my mouth to pull out a thrice chewed wad of chocolate, peanut butter, the extra paper that was hidden under the one I removed, and drool...that is one of the worst Reese s experiences known to man and I have now had this happen about 5 times in my life..I have yet to waste one of these bitter, nasty surprises... Lifes not always about getting a perfect Reeses bite every time...Sometimes you gotta slurp up your spit and use your teeth to scrape the paper clean...That was not an analogy...Nite!
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 06:14:05 +0000
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