So Im sitting on the couch in a dim living room. The only lights are from the bright Xmas tree and my laptop currently on my lap while I write. I see something out of the corner of my eye and turn to look at it when my heart rate reaches 120(no joke trust me). For the ones who know me they might already know what I see cause Its the one thing Im absolutely and insanely crazy off that even I can admit Its a little rediculous. So what is it?...........Its a spider. Skinny and gangly looking, legs spread making it look about the size of a half dollar and it has one of those blow up butts, brown. Yes I got all this by seeing it for a meer 10 seconds in the dim light. I said this phobia is a little insane. So after shrieking like a 2 year old scared of a bogeyman and moving sideways I decided that Ill use my laptop to barricade me from it and Its scary looking face and slowly get up. After I lift my laptop up it decides it doesnt want to go down now it wants for crawl up Its web and go over the laptop towards me........mind you I understand why my kids cry when they see a spider. My phobia is enough to make them think Its normal to be this scared. Cause after it got to the top of my laptop I threw the laptop tripping and jumping like a klutzy ninja half way across the room while hyperventilating and shaking......now I have lost the spider and has resorting to hiding in the bedroom after through checking my laptop to make sure nothing is going to climb out of any cracks. But seriously it had the whole living room to climb down a web it just has to choose right where Im sitting calmly minding my own business.....the day spiders take over the world Ill be the first to die of a panic attack. I can survive a nuclear war head, enviormental disasters and probably even a zombie apocalypse. But introduce me to a spider and Im a goner: (. Okay thats my rant for the day. I need to go find a stocking to put over my head while I sleep so no spiders crawl in. Good night I love you all.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Dec 2014 06:03:12 +0000
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