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So Im walking home from the defac. And in front of me a depressingly obese gentleman and his not as regretfully large lady friend were walking in front Of me and doing the high school pinch each other in the butt flirty thing when the guy looks back and then giggles to the girl come on babe hes watching us (which wasnt true I was actually texting) she replied so hes just jealous they enjoyed a laugh and I wouldnt have said anything but something in me wanted to speak so I said honey dont worry Im not jealous at all you can continue to ride the waves of rolls on your surfboard in the meantime Ill be hand washing clothes on my boyfriends abs.......they looked at me and said oh one of those they didnt touch each other much after that. The lady did go red however.......I think I just ended their relationship.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 20:40:31 +0000

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