So, Im walking through the shoe store today. I just bought this awesome dress and was looking for a cute pair of heels to go with it. I was pretty much all by myself in the aisle towards the back. Just coming from a cookout at a friends, Oh gawd, I must have eaten like four cheeseburgers and two hot dogs. So needless to say, Im a little gassy and bloated. I thought, nobody is around and decided to let out a little toot. I accidentally sharted!!!! I was horrified, and oh. my. god. the smell! I had to think fast. noticing That 1. I am standing alone. 2. I am surrounded by shoe boxes, I decided to slide my panties off and slip them into a shoe box. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I feel kinda bad for the unsuspecting customer who happens to need a size six pair of Nike runners. Oh well, Shit happens right? Pay it forward I always say!
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 01:29:57 +0000
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