So Im working in my yard yesterday and I see the witnesses coming up the street. I have yard work to do on a beautiful fall day so I stay outside instead of ducking the Watch Tower by going inside. These two older gentlemen approach me, very polite, we made some small talk....and then... sir, do you believe that Satan exists? Without missing a beat I look him dead in the eye and say yessir I do, without a doubt! Im not sure that was the right answer, but he follows up with, what makes you say that? I turn to my left and point at the hillbilly house next door and say I know, because Satan is my neighbor. That kinda floored them, they kept a straight face for a couple of seconds and then they lost it. Come to find out they live close by and are familiar with the chaos next door. We talked for a bit, and I proposed that if their goal was to get their healin on, that next door would be a very good place to start. I pointed to the bathtub thats been in the hillbillys yard for a couple of months and told them that the tub could be useful to baptize and wash away a whole bunch of sins should they be so inclined. Finally they steeled themselves to walk up to the gates of hell, and as a gesture of good faith I offered them wooden stakes and a hammer should the antichrist take offense to their visit. The declined my offer :-( I enjoyed that brief encounter quite a bit!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 23:40:27 +0000
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