So Iona and I were making a list of the weirdest crimes someone could do. So some of them may not be crimes per say but hey • Stealing everyones left shoe • Smuggling zebra food from the zoo • Stealing the socks from someones room • Swapping the hot and cold taps over in everyones bathrooms • Replacing everyones shoes and shirts with one exactly the same but one size smaller • Replacing everyones underwear with cabbages • Placing legos in everyones boots • Replacing everyones music with the Kidz Bop version • Replacing everyones music with Justin Bieber • Replacing parts of the road with triggers that when you ride over them you get showered with confetti • Putting honey in peoples beds • Stealing peoples bedding • Putting rocks in peoples pillows and in places in their mattresses • Making the springs stick out on couches • Loosening all the screws on the tables in a classroom • Stealing all the milk from peoples houses • Using the hot water so no one can ever have a hot shower • Using all the bread /except/ the crusts • Replacing everyones milk with off yoghurt • Writing the spoilers for every show/movie/book made and sticking them on their door each morning • Stealing the books from everywhere • Ripping out the last page of the story in each book • Buying 9 goats and numbering them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 10, letting them loose in a shop and watching the authorities trying to find number 9 • Let 57 pigeons loose into FBI headquarters • Cutting one chunk of someones hair off /completely/ • Cutting holes in everyones pants and underwear Feel free to add to the list :D
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 05:59:43 +0000
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