So ... Is Santa related to Jesus? And ... Is it God that makes the naughty nice list? What really counts as naughty and what really counts as nice? ... Do fakeass, meanass or misogynist ass … and what about catty, chatty and snotty... well do they get presents? ... On what day did God create elves? And if we celebrate the birthday of Jesus ... why not every social workers birthday? ... Does Santa pay sales tax? What about employment standards .... Is the North pole a sweatshop... Does the red-nosed reindeer drink to get the red nose or maybe just a rash?...Can reindeer drink and drive? Did they finally let rudolph hang? Why doesn’t Mrs. Clause ever get to drive? What does Santa give her for Christmas? Does she have to do laundry for all those eves? Hate laundry! And ... Childless marriage? Is it because of the elves ... Is it a new suit every year or a traditional suit shared throughout history? Do the elves get paid and stat holidays or are they willing slaves? When did Santa start giving kids all sorts or gifts instead of 1 each? Where does Santa get all his money? Does he drink, smoke ...dance on the dark side ... Hmmmm ... Just a few questions ... youtu.be/bsHtNZzpzcI
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:51:14 +0000
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