So Ive been a little slack on the match reports lately. After a - TopicsExpress



          

So Ive been a little slack on the match reports lately. After a few weeks of personal reflection and introspection I have decided to go ahead with the Bayside Eagles-Bulldogs match report. My mother always taught me if you dont have anything nice to say, then shut your mouth you little prick. But then again, if I listened to everything my mother said, Id still be living at home with no job wondering why my friends no longer want to come over to play hide and seek. (My moms got a bad ass back garden with a swing FYI). Because I try to suppress horrible memories to my subconscious (like that time I came in 2nd place back in prep school) my memory is a little hazy. This is how I remember everyone playing: Joey Brady: Shit Ryan Shea: Shit Kenji Suzuoki: Less shit than everyone else but still shit Yasunori Konishi: Left half his shit on the plane from Japan, including his boots, or so it seemed. Myself: Shit, and lost a knee in the process Matt Price: Shit, didnt want anyone to touch him. Mark Price: Shithead kept all his aggression till after the game in defence of mommy. Michael Fahey: Shit Mason Cole: Shit Jacob Morgan: Shit timing, bro. Woody Butwilowsky: Shit, I joined the wrong team Tim Broome: Shit Tom Birch: Shit faced. Struck fear in the hearts of Capalaba, and the referee. Daniel Burgess: Took a verbal beating from everyone incl. the gf over some edible underwear and channeled his rage into his performance. Rumour has it he pretended each Bulldog was a certain teammate of his. Good game. Tim Buddle: Shitloads of cake Alex Howson: Probably taking a shit at work. Bowdie: Is the Shit. Saved a penalty, kept the score from getting ugly. I get a semi every time I see him arrive for a match. Paul Allan Price: Best player on the park. Thats how shit we were. More match reports to follow.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 02:33:47 +0000

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