So I’m on my way home from school, and I look over and see Barrack Obama cruising down 30th, blasting some Macklemore, in a classic Ford model T… And I swear he was kind of dressed like batman… I was like, WTF!?! O_o Then I got to thinking, Clark Kent, despite being Superman, acted a fool all the time, just to keep his cover. I mean, he could stop bullets with his face and crush beer kegs with his balls, yet at least eight hours out of the day, he ran around like Steve Urkel… So I was thinking, what if this whole incompetent tyrannical president thing is just an act, and President Obama is really.. …and get this… Na na.. na na.. na na.. na na.. BLACKMAN! I mean, he could have really been born in the dark nebulous of space, and through some cosmic catastrophe ended up here… would certainly explain the fake birth certificates and lack of a past…
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 23:55:34 +0000