So Kage Alan and two co-workers are sitting on a high rise building taking a lunch break from their iron work. One of his co-workers pulls a sandwich out of his lunchbox. CW1: Peanut Butter? I swear if I have to eat one more peanut butter sandwich, Im going to jump off this building. The second co-worker pulls a sandwich out of his lunchbox. CW2: Tuna? I swear if I have to eat one more tuna sandwich, Im going to jump off this building. Kage pulls a sandwich out his lunchbox. Kage: Turkey? I swear if I have to eat one more turkey sandwich, Im going to jump off this building. The next day having lunch, this is what happened when they pulled sandwiches out of their lunchboxes. CW1: Oh my God! Peanut butter? He immediately jumps off the building and dies. CW2: Oh my God! Tuna? He immediately jumps off the building and dies. Kage: Oh my God! Turkey? He immediately jumps off the building and dies. Three days later at the mens combined funeral, their spouses are talking. CW1s spouse: If I knew he hated peanut butter that much, I would have never given it to him. CW2s spouse: If I knew he hated tuna that much, I would have never given it to him. Kages Ralph: Well, dont look at me, Kage packed his own lunches.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 19:04:22 +0000