So......Kimmy did London! lol What a day we had......Frankie Bennys for breakfast at 8 eeeerm....opens at 9 people! lol To good old McDonalds it was then. Once we had all arrived (Tomasita and I had spent a good 10mins willing the washing machine to end its cycle), Kimmy had declined breakfast with us which is probably a good thing as Im not sure the morning Penis wouldnt have been a bit much. Anyways, the usual Section 3 type convo began with Penis being the main subject somehow. And all before 9am!! Off we trundled to the train station to meet out lil Kimmy only to find she was stuck in traffic some 5 mins away and Jamie doing his best road rage impressions with the wonderful drivers of Suffolk to get his Kimmy to us on time. Yeeeeay she arrives with 2 mins to spare. Whilst waiting Twinkle Toes and Tomasita both got creamed..........Salted Caramel Lattes with fresh cream on top Yum Yum! and of course Tom took it large! lol The chuffer came on time and on we excitedly piled. Not that he goes to London often but Tom seemed to know exactly where to stand on the platform in order to be in the carriage our seats were booked in :-0 When did train seating become so tiny??!! I only just managed to squeeze into my window seat and for the majority of the journey wondered quite how my next door neighbour passenger Tracy was gonna pry me out of it! Much excited banter and gossip and giggles on the way.......we missed our colleague Natasha Koncewicz who was unable to come with us due to being such a lovely and working for someone else. We arrive in London and our lil Kimmy needs to pee pee.............30p to pee!! she is horrified lol To the tube......its at this point that we realise we really should have gotten Tom one of those long bend pole thingys with the flag on top that tour guides use as he weaved us in and out of the people, turn-stiles, tunnels, tubes and traffic....Good Job Tom! To Covent Garden first where we stopped for refreshments in the Punch & Judy :-) leaving here to take a little look round the stalls is when we really started to believe that our Natasha may not be the only one of our section with mystical abilites as George had this uncanny knack of being there one minute and gone the next.......only to magically reappear several minutes later as if nothing had happened......Odd! London had decided to rain on us so the sightseeing tour swiftly turned into a shopping strip......sigh! However, some very gorgeous purchases were made by the Young ones and smiley faces on the girlies is always a good thing :-) As we were only 6 mins away from Choccywoccydoodah the excitement grew.....through China Town I gave London a bit of a large shudder, by not paying attention to where I was going BAM! walked straight into a metal bollard in the middle of the bleeding walkway lol OUCH my poor poor knee - seem to give George a giggle mind lol We were still only 6 mins from our destination 20 mins later having seen the same streets over and over......Dave your sat nav is shit!! lol Timmy to the rescue with the iphone :-) 7 of us on one table and Tom and Ashlee on their own as they had had to break away from the group for a lil pee pee (or something). O M G! you have never seen such slices of cake in your life!!! Talk about choccy overload lol Its at the point of service that our expressive Tomasita flails his arm in the air and smacks the waitresses hand holding his coffee and Splooosh!! all over himself and as we discovered a lil later Twinkle Toes took a splash or two too. So, weve made ourselves well and truly known to Choccywoccydoodah. Onward to the shops and then eventually to Leicester Square for some lovely grub and cocktails at the Slug & Lettuce and then to KU Bar for the comedy show. Im going to say one thing here.......why cant straight bars have men like THAT work in them Cwwwwooooaaaar! Fantastic reserved couch seating very close to the front (well done our tour guide yet again). The female compare was exceedingly funny and a couple of the comdeians gave us good giggles. Suffolk made itself known (of course I hear you say to yourselves lol) and who should be sitting right next to us but a Stowmartian!! small world. Back upstairs to the main bar for a few more drinky poos and Jaeger Bombs downed by a few. They decided against the Blow Job shots even though Timmy had mentioned he wondered what they tasted like ;-) hehehehe nawty! Mad rush back to Liverpool Street for our train home. The drunken YoungUns giggled, sang and took selfies all the way home with intermittent attacks on Tracy by our Tom lol Tracy, Dave and Phil conversed about all sorts, George slept and I took myself off for some peace and quiet and reflection of the day. Heres to the next Outing Section3!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 10:28:01 +0000
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