So Sophie opens a hot chocolate mug, a gift from a cousin, and theres a plastic bag filled with white powder inside (Orange cupcake hot chocolate mix) and she goes oh look! I got coke! Then, before she opened a big present box (I got her an elliptical to work out on) I mentioned that Brian and I almost got hustled, mugged, robbed, and scammed trying to buy her present (one from Craigslist - was a scam, in a bad neighborhood, for a nonworking machine - I found a new one instead) and she goes That sounds like it might have involved a stripper. Is it a stripper? It looks like the right size for a stripper. So my teenage daughters Christmas expectations involved cocaine and strippers. Im driving her to the convent right after dinner. :P
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 17:15:25 +0000
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