So a few Kayla funnies of late that Ive been meaning to put on - TopicsExpress

So a few Kayla funnies of late that Ive been meaning to put on here: 1. My little conspiracy theorist was at it again a few weeks ago. She came home from school and sat down to do homework (that she made up on her own) and she told me she has to write down the names of everyone that lives in our house so the teacher can give it to the government so the government knows who lives in our house. She then proceeded to tell me that the teacher gave her a little secret camera that will just start and stop filming at any time and then the teacher will take it back and check that everything on it is OK and then she will give it to the government so they can see what we do at home. LOL, I mentioned it to her principal and he said it is true :-) 2. The other day we took a present for the girls 2nd cousin who was recently born over to Nanna Debs and on the way Kayla says Mum, girls are the best arent they? (the baby is a girl). I was like um, yes... and she states Girls are the best because we dont leave the seat up - and we dont even need to put the seat up!!! PMSL 3. So this one is more shocking kind of funny but not funny if you know what I mean... Tonight I told Kayla to get changed out of her school uniform so we could go out to a party and she puts on a top and asks me whether to put on a skirt, shorts or pants; I tell her to put on whatever she wants. She grabs a skirt and she says Im going to wear this skirt but its a bit small - its BULLSHIT! In utter shock I pull myself together and go in her room and ask her to repeat what she just said (I wondered if Id misheard her) and she does. I asked her if she knew that was a swear word and the shock on her face tells me she didnt know but then she told me she knows quite a few swear words that she knows she cant say - and then she asked me if I wanted her to tell me all the swear words she knows!!! I told her no way and shes like are you sure? I can tell you all the swear words that I know Im not allowed to say....

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