So a few weeks back I found myself in the middle of a thread involving creationism. This thread culminated in the suggestion of giving childrens book titles to teach creationism (obviously this was pure satire). Some of these titles included James and the Giant Christian Guilt, Green Eggs and Wifely Obedience, and of course, the immortal Everything I Need to Know I Learned In Kindergarden (Because First Grade Science Is LIberal Bullshit). I dont know that Ive ever laughed harder in my life at some of the titles that came up. I have decided to start a contest here on Facebook. If you would all be so kind as to join me in the creation of book titles similar to whats been shown above, as well as tell me if there are any you prefer, I will write one of these books, with illustrations by my girlfriend Amber, and will make every possible attempt to publish and market this book. Everyone is invited to try! So lets get it going! My first title - Lies My Teacher Told Me (Like Evolution and The Big Bang Theory)....and...go!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 17:00:33 +0000
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