So after leaving the beach with My Keiffy & Barrett Buckeigh today Keiffy suggested we run by Zoes Kitchen and get 2 protein plates. So I called ahead to place our order since we had on swimwear & BB was with us. The guy answered the phone & was like, Oh Hey Mindy, what can I get ya? Yes, Im kinda a regular there with their gluten free & vegan menu. So we pull up and I run inside and as I burst up to the counter like Kramer from Seinfeld cause Im so excited to see everyone, I suddenly feel like I have a big booger hanging around my nostril area. I instantly turn my head to the side with the booger nostril pointing away from my friend that works at Zoes. I am like not looking at him making eye contact but rather slightly to the right in this odd fashion. He is talking about all kinds of things because of course Im usually talking his ear off about him, his parents, his grandparents & several generations before him (yall get the picture!) Anyway, he keeps looking over his shoulder like hes trying to see what Im looking at and this strange convo continues. Im thinking, Please God dont let this booger fall out my nose onto the counter like that time a piece of Snickers fell out of my mouth onto the shoe salesmans shoe! After wiggling and praying and behaving oh so bizarre and making this poor kid worry about my sanity, the kitchen guy hands him my order. I snatch it out of his hands, spin around, run out the door only pausing to turn my head slightly (still booger nostril away from any spectators) over my shoulder and say, Thanks! Have a great night! I got to the truck and looked in the mirror and to my surprise there was no booger. Phantom Booger - 1 Dolly Momma - 0
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 22:52:54 +0000
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