So apparently some of my constituents are disturbed by my flurry of selfies Ive been posting as of late. Lets review my Facebook history: The overwhelming majority of things I post are my rants, reviews, and random observations. Oh, and episodes of Massapequa Vice. Maybe 1 out of 25 things I post are selfies. And half of those were photos of me and my family and friends. Sorry, no vapid duck lips bullshit here. Another point. If Im such a selfie fanatic, how come I posted almost no pics of me from last spring, when I lost 35 pounds and actually had a six-pack again? I come on here to entertain and to make you people think. Sure, Im not immune to a selfie now and again, but some of you are making me out to be some teenybopper Belieber from Merrick. But dont worry. My next selfie will be of my extended middle finger to you. Smooches.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 23:17:49 +0000
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