So, arrived in L.A. A very nice man called Richard was waiting for me at the airport with a sign with my name on it. He took me to a limo and drove me for an hour to my brothers pimpin house in the hills. I bought a pack of cigarettes on the way which cost US$5.20. And now I sit in a Bond Villain House just off Mulholland Drive drinking high-end tequila writing this with the most ridiculous internet speeds I have encountered. My trip to America has started well. If this level of awesome keeps up, I may have to move here.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 07:49:21 +0000
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