So, at 30, Im officially starting to get hair on my back, and Im just incredibly curious as to why. What possible biological evolutionary imperative could there be for this? I mean my knees are shot, my metabolism is a cruel joke (that my skin and hair are so busy laughing at, they dont have the time to ever look good anymore) and my muscle memory is a distant memory. So why on Earth is my body taking the time and energy to activate useless hair follicles on my back? Why all of a sudden is my back hair game coming on so strong? And how come this is happening WHILE MY GOD DAMN MOUSTACHE STILL REFUSES TO CONNECT TO MY BEARD AND ALLOW ME A BAD ASS GOATEE. Is this natures way of letting me know to have a seat and a warm cup of cocoa? I thought we were friends nature?
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 11:22:24 +0000
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