So check this out Good Good Girlfriends I was in Seat Pleasant Maryland a couple of days ago coming from a get together and as I was walking to the car this huge ass man the size of a metro bus started to approach me with a lot of energy yelling Aye you, Aye you! So Im feeling defenseless because my mace is in my book bag in the car, so I started to stretch my legs because Im going to have to kick this ni*ga in his nuts if he try to attack me and to avoid any cramps in my legs I had to stretch because his nuts was high as sh*t because he was that big seriously!! His nuts was at the middle of my forehead seriously! So when he got close to me he bust out laughing saying man son your videos are funny as sh*t! Then he begin to share his story, He said: one day he was sleep and he woke up because his wife was laughing loud under the covers on her phone with her earphones in and he caught an attitude and said to her What the hell you doing yo and she said watching my Judy on Duty Lonnie! He responded with a confuse face saying WHO?! His wife said baby you wouldnt understand! So he said he couldnt go to sleep because he wanted to know who the fu*k was Lonnie! So when his wife finally got off the phone after watching My videos for 45mins he said, He grab her phone too memorize my name (Lonnie Bee) and when he was at work the next day on his lunch break he look me up and he said: Man I been watching your videos ever since man you funny ass hell and the sh*t be true! Keep up the good work, keep them joints coming! Cause my wife loves you she even be trying to talk and sound like you, she be saying Take out the trash seriously!! I told her ass, yes the fu*k I did!! She watches you everyday! So I told him to tell her I love her and appreciate her, He said I cant do that because she dont know that I know who Lonnie Bee is! And she dont know you watch my videos just as much as she does and we both start laughing 😂😂😂 hopefully she dont read this status but if she do I LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU and you have a wonderful husband Good Good Girlfriend seriously!! #ilovethesestories #straightmenwatchtoo #ilovemygoodgoodgirlfriends #thisisreallife
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 14:54:20 +0000
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