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So fam, I went with my homie to see his girlfriend. So the girl was with her father when we arrived, when he(the father) saw us coming. GIRL:Have u come to collect ur book titled DADDY IS HOME? By Ngozi Okafor. My HOMMIE:No, i want that our hymn book called.. WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL:I dont have that one. Maybe u should take the other one, UNDER THE MANGO TREE By Chimamanda Adichie. MY HOMMIE:Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN FIVE MINUTES while coming to school. GIRL.I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN By Chinua Achebe. DAD:These books are too many. Will he read all of them? GIRL:Yes dad, hes very smart. DAD: Okay, dont forget to give him the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by William Shakespeare, and also the one on the dining titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT, PREPARE TO GET MARRIED By Wole Soyinka.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 12:47:42 +0000

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