So far today, Justin Bieber has announced he is gay, Rob Ford ate a baby, and Kanye and Kim have named their new baby Escalade. Also, the missing Malaysian airplane has been found in Regis Philbins ass, Madonna has revealed she is actually singer songwriter Barry Manilow, and Robin Thicke admits he sucks and cant keep his weiner in his pants. Plus, you can no longer live in the US if you have an I.Q over 67, guns will be available on all international American Airlines flights courtesy of Karl Rove, and Sammy Davis Jr. is alive and well and bussing tables at the Peoria, Illinois Applebys. Finally, Ryan Seacrest and Kevin Spacey have announced their engagement. Just listening to the recently released brand new Led Zeppelin album, Plynth Hedgerow Glasstopped Coffee Table, Groupie Defecation Bonham Vomit Hobbit Love. What a day!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 21:17:34 +0000
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