So for some of you who remember mine and Blaines R V debacle last - TopicsExpress



          

So for some of you who remember mine and Blaines R V debacle last year and the sewer in the RV we were told was empty, was not and we had to drive all the way to Austin gagging and vomiting the whole way, you will appreciate this story. Ryder and I come in from practice and the most God awful smell slaps us in the face. I go into Graces room and ask what the hell is that smell? She said I dont know, but it is definitely coming from Ryders room. Blaine comes in from mowing and says what the hell is that smell?, I say idk but its coming from Ryders room. He mans up and goes in search of this smell. He eventually returns to our Room, the room furthest away from the smell, with Ryders soccer bag and says do you think its this? I lean over and HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD, I instantly star wrenching with horrible dry heaves. Between heaves and crying and am able to manage get it to the garage. I pull my shirt over my mouth and follow him out. I tell him it has to be rotten milk! But how is milk in his soccer bag. Grace chimes I , remember at our last soccer game, you bought him chocolate milk for breakfast? Blaine and I look at each other and he murmurs oh ease God. No. I tell him to open the side pocket and he does. And Bam! There it is! 9 day old Nestlé chocolate milk!?i immediately start the wracking dry heaves, then Blaine chimes in. We make it to the bathroom nearest the garage door, and fight over the sink as we both try to curb painful gagging. But the smell has overpowered the hall and every time I think I overcome it, I get a whiff of that putrid smell, or Blaines gagging sends me into a new bout of gagging. This goes on for what seems with eternity, the whole time our kids laughing their butts off at us. My throat hurts from the violent gagging, my eyes burn from the smell, and the stench has made itself home on every nose hair in my nose, no matter how much I clean it. You may wonder why I am telling this story. Well it will all be worth it if others can learn from my mistakes. Lesson#1. No matter how many times someone tells you the septic tank in the RV is pry, do not trust them. Go empty it anyway. #2 it takes exactly 9 days for a bottle of chocolate milk to coagulate and explode. Check your kids bags daily! Dont trust that they will not leave MILK in their bags! Because they will!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 02:43:22 +0000

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