So, given the time of year, many of you are filled with curiosity and worry over what is, perhaps, the most important event of the season. What am I going to get Ruben for his birthday, you are wondering. Perhaps even waking up in cold sweats at night from such worries. What do Rubens, creatures infamously known for attaining what they want through trickery and manipulation, possibly desire that we could get them? Well, worry not, for I have decided to make your lives easier by providing a list. Youre welcome. 1 - Neil Gaimans The Ocean At The End of The Lane, or some novel you think I will like. Preferably horror or slice of life. (warning - I will most definitely judge you based on what novels you think I would like) 2- 3DS games, maybe Pokémon alpha sapphire, or the new super smash bros. or something (Hint hint). 3 - Art supplies if youre lazy. Microns and Copics preferred, but eh. I dont expect you to know these things. 4-Mezcos Hellboy Kriegaffe figure, which you can find on Amazon, but hey, thats only if you love me. No pressure. Although youll break my heart if you dont get it. Again, no pressure. 5-Art. Your art. Something that expresses you. Preferably easily stored. 6- A pony. Dont lie. You always wanted one too. 7-The still - beating heart of a virgin. Im sure Ben Bright wont mind. 8 - That guys eye. No, really, I need it. 9 - Not clothes. Anything but. Your plebeian tastes disgust me.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 01:34:45 +0000
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