So heres a joke I wrote that will be in the story Im working on called The Ballad of Raylan Green. It involves three characters who are in a school for adventuring (in this world you need to go to a college-like institution to become an adventurer.) This joke involves Malcolm Mal Everwood, whos the stories sarcastic cynical asshole; Raylan- the protagonist (also hell be the spongebob to Mals Squidward) and Sam who is the stories laid back smooth playboy...and is also a woman. There are three other characters for the main cast but theyre not important for this paragraph. Heres how it unfolds: ...the next day Mal, Raylan (much to Mals chagrin) and Sam sat in their usual spot in the cafeteria. Neither Benny, nor Leo showed up, with Rem quietly eating her breakfast, giving her silent stairs of death to whomever bothered tried to sit next to her. Man...and I though Mal had a hard time making friends... Raylan commented staring at the young woman, Mal grunted angrily at the young swordsmans remark. Apparently shes one of the top ten freshman adventurers here. Sam said, referring to the first quarter scores that were posted a day ago. Yeah, pretty cool huh? Even the Orc girl Brenda scored high! Oh I know her! Funny thing though...did you know she talks in her sleep?... Also she farts too. But its kinda cute how she sometimes giggles. There was an awkward pause before Mal spoke, You know... he began, I can just hear the solemn head shake of your disappointed father... Sam responded, My fathers dead. There was another pause before Mal retorted, You know, I can just hear the solem head shake of your disappointed father...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!! He spoke the last statement in an eerie tone and flaying his hands about to emphasize the supernatural feel. No one said anything, until Sam poke an in angry tone, You..Youre an just that big of an ass arent you? I wasnt hugged enough as a child, so what?! Mal said response, turing back to his breakfast cereal. After a brief pause, Raylan breaks the silence Awww, then how about I give you hug to add to your lack of hugs, my friend! as he leans over and embraces Mal, whom growls in protest and annoyance. Ok so what do you think?
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 02:27:16 +0000