So, heres this joke, guys. I dreamed it last night. More accurately, the dream spoke it to me (I have to fill in some gaps, because I cant remember it all word for word). Follow me. So this joke goes: I got this joke. Wanna hear it? Humanity, Im going to give you a biological imperative to survive. Im going to imbue you with fear, so you can run or fight off any dangers you come across. Im going to give you hands to build tools to keep all danger out. So now you can build towns, and cities, and great monuments. Im gonna give you this biological imperative to procreate, and continue your species. -Wait for the punchline, its coming. Its hilarious, I promise - So, youre gonna want to spread across the planet, right? Dominate every species on the planet, right? And you did it. You won. You got everything you could have dreamed of - running water, cities as high as mountains, walls and tools to protect you from anything life could throw at you. So, you did it. So, youre safe, right? So you have nothing left to fear, right? Except, get this, I imbued you with fear. Built it into you. Made it part of who you are. Haaaaaah. Get it? Damn, I love that one. Hilarious. End Joke.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 18:19:24 +0000
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