So if you were allowed to pick your child off a chart of attributes, you may well want a child who is sensitive, kind, sweet-hearted. As we got with Matilda. There is, however, a downside if you are a snarky and cynical old parent. After watching Ella Enchanted we flipped over to watching the special features where various cast members described how they did their special effects scenes. This included Heidi Klum, with all the whimsy one associates with German culture, saying things like I play a giantess. And it is very funny that I am speaking to this tiny man elf. For he is very small and I am so large. (I paraphrase.) Naturally, Jacqueline and I began to mercilessly mock Heidis Ralph Wiggum-like critique of comic subtlety. We started riffing on Heidi Klums assessment of the Marx Brothers movies. Heidi: It is very amusing that the man reaches out to shake Harpos hand and Harpo puts his knee in the mans hand instead. Because it is unexpected. The man you see thought he would get a hand. We did this with great mutual enjoyment until we were hauled up short by our daughter breaking into tears because We Were Being Mean To Heidi Klum And Thats Not Nice! There was a brief moment where we tried to explain how Heidi would wipe away her tears with $100 bills, and then I just sent her to bed with a judgmental glare.
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 01:58:50 +0000
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