So, in light of the new American Horror Story, im going to have to reinstate my argument that a two headed cyclops is not, in fact, a cyclops. in AHS, the heads seem to process information simultaneously, giving them four eyed stereoscopic vision; i .e. each head sees what the other head sees through some manner of shared information. Thus, a cyclops with two heads would in fact see out of both eyes, it would have to, other wise it would totally be falling all over the place, each head warring with the other and neither understanding wtf is really going on... in light of this new information, i declare a bi-cyclopian nomenclature be established within my peer circle for this type of creature. and i, furthermore, submit my report for peer review.... forgive any poor grammar, my editing department has entered a trans-dimensional state in which they no longer feel they need proper spelling, grammar, and use of commas. theyve transcended beyond it if you will. they have also become bonobos and, well, we all know what their priorities are. it then falls on my shoulders to carry out the dark deed. like the anti-hero of some trashy, dime-store romance novel, or even roland deschain himself, im cursed to forever be my own bane, my own downfall. even if i were to proof-read this i would inevitably miss something and thus have failed in my task. so, never wanting to be second best at anything, i choose life! i set my goals as to write this thing down... and further write my explanation.. and further explain my further writing... with my goals complete, i set out on the journey of living my friends... living.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 01:22:06 +0000
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