So in the never ending essay that is Things Only Rusty Can Do , I had left over spaghetti for dinner, I was enjoying it when somehow I managed to get sauce under my glasses and into my eye. I swear I was not that exuberant and I eat like a civilized person I swear! This was no tiny spec but about a quarter inch chunk- it hurt. I grabbed a mirror and a kleenex and got it out but it felt like there was still something there. By this time my eye is watering sufficiently that my vision is blurred so I dont want to go anywhere. But I have a bottle of water next to me and I think Ill just wash it out a little. So I am thinking how do I do this without soaking myself? I think to myself , well there isnt that much in there Ill just poor it in slowly. Instead, I poke myself in the same eye with the bottle which I forgot to take the cap off of. I then take the lid off and start to gently pour the water in my eye to wash it out and of coarse I poor most of it down my chest. I swear I am a situation comedy bit.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 03:42:27 +0000
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