So its still Human Rights day and stuff... Well... I am going to practice my favourite human right... And that is the right to say whatever the hell I want... HEREs MY LIST OF ALL THE THINGS I HATE (and dont act like you dont relate) Heti man nie n R2 nie man?... Ratchet chicks walking around in their pjs...sliding down the street in their flip-flops...in the afternoon (iets ruik iena tuna)... Metrorail (get some more carriages and everything will be cool)... When the SDO (Sliding Door Operator) tries to play me by trying to get me to go and sit at the back and get squeezed to death by the extra thick anties... Heart 104.9 (5fm or goodhope brother)... People who use am instead of Im... People who add you on facebook then post on your wall thanking you for adding them(I didnt send u sh*t!)... People who talk to you outta the blue coz they need something from you (oh u remembered how to text me?)... The new Charlie on Isidingo (Cant replace the original...and...well...I like those brunettes)... Pitbulls (Scare the shit outta me)... Tikkoppe (Kill them all...even my cousins and sh*t)... The fact that security in every store I go to ALWAYS follow me around like Im gonna steal something (B*tch Im swiping so swerve)... The fact that my girlfriend never wants to call me daddy... I mean... U just replace two consonants! And its not even that Im trying to be freaky... its just... Jong. Ek heti nou tyd vi explain nie. Those hoer kinnes who see that ur in a happy relationship but still they wanna try to come and krap dinge deurmekaa... The fact that magazines and sh*t like to make it look like Gasant was the main ou in Four Corners... Real gangsta wannabes like me know that it was Farakhan... Saloet!!! People who cough without covering (Jy an j******s?!!! PINEAPPLES b*tch!)... Adverts for lollipops (Kan j nou so wil f*kken angan oor n lollipop?)... Rastafarians... Mam Rubys father...(Lol look I know the man has dementia or whatever... But I mean come on... Jy sal gemoer word as jy nie die sandwich iet nie. Wat wiet j van pancakes? Sit op jou gat)... YoJelly adverts (Kan mos die donnerse tv stukken gooi)... Neighbours who knock on your door... ONCE... And then just walk in (Turn ur ass around and lets do this the right way. Knock again and WAIT til I open the damn door)... Guys who say the smoothest things to a girl...gets her to fall for him...then uses that to get some punani...then bounces. (Thats not right man... Yeah she was stupid too but still... You dont do that)... These new age parents who let their kids talk to them however they want... (I was a quiet kid who never said much... But I bet if I cussed my mother out my dad woulda WHOOPED my anus out of my my ass) How the teachers never allowed me to sit at the back. And then theyd tell me stuff like meng jou metie semels... (Like...maybe I wanna be a semel for this period. Ever thought about that? Huh?)... The fact that Mr B October isnt the PRINCIPAL of Eerste River Secondary. Thats the realest teacher Ive ever had the honour of being educated by (hoop maar net hy lees nie al die goeters nie... Ek vloek te veel. Sorry. Meneer het my nie so geleer nie. Dis die semels. Lol) Hospitals (I should only have to visit twice: when Im born...and when Im dying/dead)... The fact that your boyfriend wears sunglasses indoors/at night... Barack Obama (Lol oh u thought everyone has to like him coz hes the black president? Lol noooooo)... All the people my girlfriend doesnt like(Well thats how it works... If she doesnt like the b*tch, I dont like the b*tch)... People who post pics of everything...everythang? EVERYTHANG... What theyre eating... The couch theyre sitting on... New sunglasses... (Ken oek niks... Yor)... Girls who post half naked stuff on facebook. I can see ur wrinkled boobs...all those lines...Nasty! How ur boobs got stress marks? Everyone knows I hate them skanks. And ur boyfriend says nothing? Shiiiiiiid if u were my girlfriend... That would be your last day having and enjoying that magical title... Girls who dont shave their armpits. And last but not least... 7de Laan.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 17:02:31 +0000
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