So ...just befoor I retire, Ill tell yer abart last neet.... It wer like this..... We all troops owtside fert toilet. (Not me Mam an Dad tho.....haha) Them chus are sniffin an looking fert reit spot...yer kno wun thats still green wi-out a brown patch.... Im strutting along top ont garden........... when all on a sudden....... Two eyes are looking at me through that fence......WOOOOF GRRRR I shawts bouncing an jumping abart.......racing up an dawn like a loon... Way I Tell yer what, that owd fox took off like a buddy rocket..... Scared living squitt owt on him... cos when we looked oert fence this morning, his freet wer theer fer all ter see........ a king Richard the third in his food bowl.......... aye... Me Mam sed he wer a dirty lil budder fer leaving us an unwanted pressie, wi no receipt ter tek it back !!!!! Goodneet........
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 22:00:43 +0000
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