So last night I drove out into the boonies to visit a high school friend at her new house. In an ongoing attempt by nature to try to kill me, the minute I got outta my car some kind of bug kamikazed right into my eye and started biting or stinging my ball. So Ive got a hand over that eye and Im walking sans depth perception towards her house yelling all the way and trying not to trip over the lumpy, not yet leveled and sodded, ground, and I finally make it to her porch and it doesnt yet have stairs. So Ive got one hand over my right eye, the other hand waving around in front of me trying to figure out where the porch starts without any depth perception, then when I find it I have to hike my dress up to throw a leg over the porch and climb up. One handed. Then when I got into the house she had to lead me to her bathroom like a blind person, without letting me trip over everything that was still on the floor from moving in, so I could try to dig the asshole out of my eye socket. It was really good to see my friend when I finally got to see her. I hope she enjoyed seeing my underwear on my very graceful ascent up her porch. Good times.
Posted on: Wed, 18 Jun 2014 16:15:36 +0000
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