So, last night I went to a wake, and wore my suit. I thought I was quite handsome, but who the hell am I. So, today for the funeral, I was going to wear a different shirt and a different tie. I love this tie. Im friends with former Gov. Ray Mabus, and told him one day I love his tie. Well, he took it off and gave it to me, so am very proud of that tie. I showed it to my daughter this morning, and she said it made me look so Robin Williams 90ish. I said, Is that a bad thing? So, I didnt wear it. Well, I was raised by our Nanny, who showed me the finer points of how to dress for such occasions, and will probably do it till I die. Cause when she goes to heaven, she would roll over in her grave if I didnt. So, I will. When I die, I want all the guys to wear jeans or shorts, depending on the temp, and a concert shirt...Zepplin, Doors, Floyd, dont matter. Now, as for you ladies, I want you to wear your fishing clothes. What I mean by that is that outfit that you put on that you own it when you wear it. It makes you look good, and you know that it does. The kind you wear to the club when you are fishing for a man....he he! Preferably low cut, and lean over my casket , and shake them puppies in my dead face. And, chuckle, cause it will be our little private joke. Something a little slutty, But, not too slutty, cause we will be in the church for Gods sake......Ill be watching!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 22:36:58 +0000
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