So loyal wittnessess i will now tell you why the holy jake has been absent from school these past nights. it is a long story but it is my duty not to lie to you all. it all started when i was going on the jakes wittnessess pilgramidge to portsmouth. whilst i was there a young wittness called out. i could not see him for he was in........... the alley way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: but the holy one can hear and see everything so quick as a flash i ran to the most gastly depths of this god foresaken land, and then i what i came across was so horrifying it almost made me faint. i saw one of my own wittnessess being attacked by the most vile of creatures: a poisonous squrrel, quickly without thinking of my own health i leapt in and snatched the poor wittness fron the grasp of the squirrel. then the squirrel got me with its venom. this is why i have been away. excreting the poison out of my holy body. but my wittnessesss i will return tomorrow reborn and stronger than ever. # dont get bitten by a poisonous squirrell
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 19:03:46 +0000
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