So many anti-Valentine and kill Cupid posts circulating, as is normal this time of year, but come on people. Are you really happy with your Single relationship status? If not, I suggest you rig up some kind of trap, snare that chubby little cherub, dose him up with Ambrosia, or Tequila, and scoot him off in the direction your reluctant heart throb. Or you can do it the old fashioned way and shake your tail feathers. The point is, youre not gonna get a date, or a heart shaped box of chocolates, by running your mouth about how stupid the whole idea is. Youre scaring off your prospects because they think you really arent interested. Having said that, I am the only one in my very large family who hasnt got a Valentine. Who wants me? Im kidding. I shot Cupid last year when he buzzed me on the deck. I only clipped his wing with the paper clip dart, but I dont think hes planning a return visit. Something about the way he screamed Ill never visit you ever again! made me think he was probably pretty serious. 😝
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 04:07:28 +0000
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