So my battles and I are polishing our boots and pvt dildo walks by flappin his gator as usual so I decide that Im gonna write a love letter from pvt dingus ( his wingman) to pvt dildo. Not sure where the idea came from but it doesnt matter because the outcome was hilarious. So after writing about how in love pvt Dingus was with pvt dildo and how there eyes first met, kissing blah blah, I drop the letter outside the barracks. What happens next blows our minds. Pvt Dingus sees the letter and sees pvt dildos name on it. He literally hand delivered the love note we wrote to pvt dildo ( while he was shitting) to him without knowing that we signed his name at the end. We died laughing. That was until we all were called into the DS office. We were instructed to write down specific sentences from our letter. Then we each took turns talking one on one with the DS. When it was my turn he flat out said he knew I wrote the letter. He made me sweat it out for about 10 mikes telling me how serious it was and how i could get kicked out. I couldnt take it anymore and started to panic. He busts out laughing telling me it was the funniest shit hed ever heard. He read the love note aloud in front of the entire company and warned us to be careful cause there was some freaks out there. Ft. Sill
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 19:00:02 +0000
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