So my first list of 2015. This will be an eclectic array of opinions, observations, puns and some other nonsense. 1.Why is this guy in here with a leather coat, shorts and flip flops? Its freezing outside 2.I dont do resolutions but this year ima create at least 5 new bacon wrapped recipes 3.Can I marry this massage chair? 4.I watched a video of people trying to answer simple questions and every half dressed female got all the answers wrong. Hmmm I wonder if theres a connection? 5.Realistic goals: buy an adjustable bed 6.Im Cleveland bound this year 7.While most are making gym pledges Im looking for more bacon 8.Why is my 13yr old playing basketball in his new house slippers 9.I need to shave. Looking like the Taliban 10.Look forward to me using the slang I grew up with like dope, fresh, wack and others 11.Ive seen pix I wanted to click like on but it already had over 100 likes so I bypassed it cause I didn’t want them to get cocky lol 12.How mad do yall get when you’ve thought you said something so profound or inspirational and you get only 4 likes but you say something stupid and get 200 likes 15 shares and 80 comments 13.This nurse stuck a patient on dialysis and blood squirted all over his face, she is nuts if she thinks shes about to stick me 14.I dont like using the phrase happy new year because your new year isnt until your birthday (Im weird I know) 15.How can it be Im from Cleveland Ohio but this Oklahoma cold weather got me in the house bundled up with the heat on fire 16.I think I wanna put on another play 17.I will go without before I shop at target again. You walmart haters are tripping 18.I bet if I cooked you a meal with only food purchased from dollar tree you wouldn’t know the difference 19.I would curb my sarcastic ways but the way my brain and mouth are set up…… 20.Its cool gas prices are down but what about milk and bacon. Need a cosigner to buy those
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 13:27:52 +0000
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