So, my neighbor stops me, as Im walking the dogs around, in the blackness, and is all You married, gurl? Already, Im amused, but not looking forward to any following questions, as I answer with a short Yes. To which he pauses, then follows, pushing his coke bottle glasses further up his nose, You faithful? All his friends around him explode into laughter, and I retreat, tangled in dog leash, trying not to laugh, too, followed by his voice shouting NO HARM IN ASKIN, GURL! Less then half an hour ago he was screaming about how unfaithful New York girls are. Not sure if that was his attempt to make a point, or get laid. Both.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 01:52:34 +0000