So, my wife has always had the standing rule no pics of the kids on FB, and on my birthday she got all weird, when she saw that there was a picture of her & myself with a cannon at Gettysburg as my wallpaper. Obviously she did not want any pictures of herself on my FB page either… so I purged her off my page. This weekend I got a great pic with my Aunt Barb, and siblings, and right away my Aunt goes don’t put this on Facebook… So… My guess is, that they both must somehow know that the NSA is Profiling me… So, let’s see what I would look like just according to FB… According to the profile type quizzes I took online: I am like: Opie from S.O.A. – Great friend & family man, willing to try to put my priorities aside to try to care for my family, I always put those I care about before myself and eventually that will be what takes everything away from me. If I were a character from Walking Dead I would be Daryl, I am most like Tony Soprano from the Soprano’s crew, from the Muppets the Swedish Chef, If I were a dog I would be a Pit Bull, but as an animated dog, I would be Scooby Doo. I would be Drogo from Game of thrones, Hook from Once Upon a time, A dwarf in the Hobbit movie, would be Wolverine in the X-men, but if I were an Avenger, I would be Thor. I would be Gale Hawthorne in the Hunger Games, but another quiz also said that if I were in the Hunger Games, I would last up till the end, then someone would take me out with arrows… And when I die, according to yet another informative quiz, I should end up in the 5th level of Hell – Wrath, If I had been born as a dinosaur, I would have been a Parasaurolophus, whatever the heck that is… If I went back to school the click I would belong in is student council … LOL! The career I should actually have is an athlete, If I were President they would love me so much they would add me to Mt Rushmore, The decade I belong in is the 80’s, I would be the TV kid from Willy Wonka, (even though I don’t have cable? Can’t quite figure that one…) I would make a great Scot, I was a Viking in my past life & If I were to get drunk with a celebrity, it should be Jennifer Lawrence. And, If I tried Microbrews, it would probably be a trend I would really get into = Well Duh! The Burrito is the food that best matches my personality, and If I moved to Europe, I would apparently belong in Monaco? My birthday is February 14th, I am a Seabee, and a Vet, by looking at my pics I am about 10-15 lbs heavier than I would like to be, (note to self, have to work on that) Lol! I can grow a truly Duck Dynasty worthy beard, but I can still pull off a shaved head look as well, also I make one ugly looking back-up singer… I make fun of the Brit’s, Have several tattoos, & ride a Harley. I support our Vets, and the 2nd Amendment, & I think Fred Thompson would have made a Hell of a lot better president than the current clown! I have a garden, chickens, a chocolate Lab, (had a Beagle- ) & have a very large fluffy cat that looks like he really loves St. Patrick’s day! I like Irish Music, Punk Rock, & Rammstein. I like history Channel’s the Vikings, Game of Thrones, S.O.A. & Walking Dead. I graduated from Parkland & DeSales University, & worked at Chi Chi’s. A lot of my friends are a bit off the norm. Some of them Really like wine, and a lot like beer, I dabble with Art, (Stained glass mosaics, painting, & photography (The Last supper looked a lot more interesting with Marilyn Monroe dancing on the table, Lol! Apologies to my religious friends, it’s all in good fun ), I appear to have fun with the quick funny comments / don’t post a lot of deep stuff, pictures of my food, or send game requests to my friends! It’s also obvious that I brew my own beer with a bunch of characters, Like Cajun Food, was a Martial Arts instructor (and… managed to get busted up a couple times this year) & I really like to fish for Salmon. Oh yeah & that trees do not like my house , Oh well I guess that they must be right, that’s a pretty incriminating profile… guess I better go, I think I hear the Black Helicopters, they could be here any
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 02:12:21 +0000